.. 03:59 hrs

A brilliantly scripted comedy starring Ben Foster.
Omg I laughed my ass off at all the stray passes/ awkward tackles/ simulation (and a draw was fine by me I swear), Rooney should stop setting the ball to his right everytime he wants to shoot because defenders have already picked out his style for GOODNESS' SAKE.

Nani should stop thinking he can shoot while Valencia should get it into his thick mass of a skull that the ball won't go into the net unless you strike it.

And the greatest comedian of all should seriously take distribution lessons from VDS. Plus get a bit of authority into his head. You are the fucking guardian of our goal you need to get your decisions right dooood.

Other than that.. Did you see what Sunderland was doing ?! Omg there was this time they had 3 players stand on their spot and pass around like they were warming-up. Seriously.

♥ XOXO ♥